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Office Thieves

If you follow me via Twitter or Facebook you’ve probably already seen the chaos that went down yesterday at my job. Plain and simple some jerk stole my SNICKERS bar out the fridge. There’s nothing more upsetting to a fat kid than having your candy stolen right out from under you. Especially when the fridge sits right next to my desk. I mean seriously.

I’ve worked in numerous office settings & if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years besides office politics it’s to safe guard your food. People are greedy food steale’s & it’s usually the men. Things got so bad at one job that I worked at that I had to not only hide my food but I started to mark where the milk line was on my milk carton. I kid you not I actually did that. I also would label the heck out of my stuff with the words “Touch it & you’ll die”. So when I found my snickers bar was stolen with no one fussing up to it I took the next logical step, getting a deer camera for it. That way I can catch the greedy candy thief.

As much as I love my job it’s the bane of my existence sometimes.Which is why I’ve decided to whine about it via GIFs. Who doesn’t love a good Gif on Friday?

 It’s the little things around the office that set me off. Like when the copier or printer jams & I’m the first one they call. Apparently since I worked at Apple that means I’m expert at unscrewing things up…

 It’s the little things around the office that set me off. Like when the copier or printer jams & I’m the first one they call. Apparently since I worked at Apple that means I’m expert at unscrewing things up…

To avoid asking this 20 times a day, I’ve labeled my scissors, stapler, & tape dispenser. 

We have what I call “Inappropriate Fridays”.
Case in point today’s subject is the new Miley Cyrus Twerking Video.

This is what I do 95% of the time at my job.
How I feel about one of the purchasers in the next building.
It’s totally fine when you don’t tell me you’re at lunch/in a meeting/or not at work.
It’s not like I’m the receptionist or anything.

When I’ve got a customer that screaming at me over the phone because a sales rep screwed something up & I’m frantically trying to track that rep down
My welcome to the office family speech I give to the new hires.
No wonder they think I’m the biggest B!tch ever.
I crank the music on Friday’s to boost the office morale.
And to burn a few calories with a mini dance sess in my desk chair.
Now it’s back to the grind & figuring out the best way to mount this deer cam.
And you thought I wasn’t serious about that part. Ha!
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  1. OMG..I would be mad. I get peeved when they take my pen but stealing food is the biggest..worst thing they can do!

  2. Who the heck would steal someone’s snickers? What are peoples’ problems?!?! Ugh!

  3. What the frick? Oh heeeeeellllllz no, nobody better touch my candy. I’m an M&M fiend and I will cut somebody. hahaha. :)

    Love those gifs, omg, working in an office is an adventure to say the least. ;)

  4. Oh the joys of office life, eh? Right now I feel like Im in Office Space, the harder I worked, the less I was appreciated. The less I work, the more praise I get for doing an awesome job.

  5. Best post ever. xo

  6. I LOVE this. My stapler always goes missing!

    xx
    Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

  7. I find it no coincidence that your gifs about your office chaos are mostly from The Office itself. Although I don’t work in an office, the pharmacy is quite similar with label jams in the printer and faxes and people eating your food. I feel ya girl, I feel ya.

  8. OMG I love this. Between Office Space and The Office, I LOVE THEM!

  9. The food thing always blew my mind. It was the same way at my last job. I could never figure out how grown adults would act like that. It got to the point where I got a cooler type lunch bag and packed it with ice packs to keep at my desk and didn’t have to keep it in the lunchroom. It would make me crazy!

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